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chicot60
05-16-2015, 10:42 AM
Words to Explain Life

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet!

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!

Old age is coming at a really bad time!

The biggest lie I tell myself is ... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights". I'm very wise.

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".

Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.