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05-25-2015, 11:59 AM
Here is the list of the rest of our animal jokes, puns, and riddles for children and kids:
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer.
Q: How do you fit more pigs on your farm? A: Build a sty-scraper!
Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk? A: An udder failure.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk.
Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? A: They are always stuffed!
Q: Why do fish live in salt water? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk.
Q: Where do polar bears vote? A: The North Poll
Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? A: Odor in the court!
Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch!
Q: Why did the snake cross the road? A: To get to the other ssssssside!
Q: Why are fish so smart? A: Because they live in schools.
Q: What do you call a cow that won't give milk? A: A milk dud!
Q: When is a well dressed lion like a weed? A: When he's a dandelion (dandy lion)
Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? A: Pleased to eat you.
Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian? A: He felt funny!
Q: What fish only swims at night? A: A starfish!
Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh? A: Because it has its own scales!
Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? A: An eggroll!
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A: Because there was a KFC on the other side!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To show everyone he wasn't chicken!
Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown? A: Because he tasted funny!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken!
Q: What animals are on legal documents? A: Seals!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A: A pie-thon!
Q: What is 'out of bounds'? A: An exhausted kangaroo!
Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip? A: Bison!
Q: Why didn't the boy believe the tiger? A: He thought it was a lion!
Q: How do bees get to school? A: By school buzz!
Q: What do you call a bear with no ears? A: B!
Q: What animal has more lives than a cat? A: Frogs, they croak every night!
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer.
Q: How do you fit more pigs on your farm? A: Build a sty-scraper!
Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk? A: An udder failure.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk.
Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? A: They are always stuffed!
Q: Why do fish live in salt water? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk.
Q: Where do polar bears vote? A: The North Poll
Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? A: Odor in the court!
Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch!
Q: Why did the snake cross the road? A: To get to the other ssssssside!
Q: Why are fish so smart? A: Because they live in schools.
Q: What do you call a cow that won't give milk? A: A milk dud!
Q: When is a well dressed lion like a weed? A: When he's a dandelion (dandy lion)
Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? A: Pleased to eat you.
Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian? A: He felt funny!
Q: What fish only swims at night? A: A starfish!
Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh? A: Because it has its own scales!
Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? A: An eggroll!
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A: Because there was a KFC on the other side!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To show everyone he wasn't chicken!
Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown? A: Because he tasted funny!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken!
Q: What animals are on legal documents? A: Seals!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A: A pie-thon!
Q: What is 'out of bounds'? A: An exhausted kangaroo!
Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip? A: Bison!
Q: Why didn't the boy believe the tiger? A: He thought it was a lion!
Q: How do bees get to school? A: By school buzz!
Q: What do you call a bear with no ears? A: B!
Q: What animal has more lives than a cat? A: Frogs, they croak every night!