My first and only blind date.....

[chicot60]

My friend said she found the perfect guy for me.


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I don't like being set up.


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"No," she said, "You'll really like this guy, I promise."


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"He's athletic and super cute."


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"And he loves cats!"


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Oh, what the heck. Let's give it a shot.


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I got all dolled up. Well, kinda.


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[chicot60]

He asked me to meet him at Chili's.
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I got there and saw a cute guy who looked like he was waiting for someone.
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Of course, it wasn't him.
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I sat at the bar and ordered a drink.
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And waited.
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And waited.
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And waited.
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[chicot60]

Dude was 30 minutes late. "Sorry," he said, "I can't drive and had to wait for my mom to get off work."


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I had had a few drinks, and he was actually kind of cute, so screw it, we're already here.

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Things actually went great; we talked about hockey and... cats.

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But then he snapped his fingers at the waitress and barked a drink order at her.

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He looked at me, proud of himself.


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We talked more, but mostly he talked about himself.


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And then he dropped the bomb, "After my last DUI..."


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[chicot60]

He replied, "Um, three... in the last six months."


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I was already three drinks deep, so my reaction wasn't very graceful.


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I excused myself...


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Called a cab...


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And went home. Never to go on blind dates again.


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