Asking for a raise.....

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Her boss is annoyed and asks, "Now, Maria, why do you think you deserve a raise?"


Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an raise. First, I iron better than you.'


Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'


Maria: 'Your husband said so.'


Wife: 'Oh.'


Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'


Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'


Maria: 'Your husband did.'


Wife: 'Oh.'


Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'


The wife is obviously upset: 'Did my husband say that ?'


Maria: 'No, Señora, the gardener did.'


Wife: 'So, how much do you want?'