chicot60
07-19-2015, 10:50 AM
A pastor became very concerned when he had been hearing confessions from all the men of his church.
They all confessed of unclean thoughts and some of acts of adultery.
They all had one thing in common.
They all spoke of a new woman in the parish named Pussey Green.
One day during mass just as the priest was getting ready to give his sermon condemning adultery the doors of the church flew open and in walked the most beautiful and very seductive woman he had seen.
She proceeded to the first pew and sat down in a very inappropriate position.
He covered the microphone and leaned over to the alter boy at his side and said " son is that Pussey Green?"
The boy looked at the woman and made a reassuring look on his face and replied "no Father that's just a reflection from the stained glass window"
They all confessed of unclean thoughts and some of acts of adultery.
They all had one thing in common.
They all spoke of a new woman in the parish named Pussey Green.
One day during mass just as the priest was getting ready to give his sermon condemning adultery the doors of the church flew open and in walked the most beautiful and very seductive woman he had seen.
She proceeded to the first pew and sat down in a very inappropriate position.
He covered the microphone and leaned over to the alter boy at his side and said " son is that Pussey Green?"
The boy looked at the woman and made a reassuring look on his face and replied "no Father that's just a reflection from the stained glass window"