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07-30-2015, 11:12 AM
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee
machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a
Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment
grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: 'What's sexually
threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?'
The woman replies, 'Its Keith. The midget.'
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they
can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?"
Granny replies, "F@ck the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"
Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.
Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, what's love juice?"
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
Dad says, "So what were you watching?"
Billy says, " Wimbledon ."
A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, "I look
horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."
Wife gets naked & asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my
sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up & down and replies, "Your sense of humour!"
An elderly couple is attending Mass.
About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let
out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid
machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a
Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment
grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: 'What's sexually
threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?'
The woman replies, 'Its Keith. The midget.'
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they
can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?"
Granny replies, "F@ck the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"
Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.
Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, what's love juice?"
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
Dad says, "So what were you watching?"
Billy says, " Wimbledon ."
A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, "I look
horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."
Wife gets naked & asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my
sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up & down and replies, "Your sense of humour!"
An elderly couple is attending Mass.
About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let
out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid