Not a big deal.....

[chicot60]

A private jet arrives at Heathrow international airport and Donald
Trump strides to a waiting limousine which drives him to a warm and
dignified reception from the Queen.

From there, they are driven in a
1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a
magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses.


They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of
cheering Britons; all is going well.

Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous
earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire.

The coach
shakes, the smell is atrocious and both passengers in the
carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their nose, but
they do their best to ignore the incident.

The Queen turns to Trump saying, "Mr. Trump, please accept my regrets.


I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen
cannot control."

Trump, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, "Your Majesty, do
not give the matter another thought.


Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."