zombola
01-05-2016, 01:06 PM
After 35 years of service, George the mailman decided to retire. On his last day, he makes his usual rounds.
When he arrives at the first house , the whole family greets him, congradulates him, and sends him off with a tidy gift envelope.
at the second house he is given a box of fine cigars and at the third house he gets a terrific set of fishing lures.
at the next house he is greeted by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She takes him by the hand and leads him up to the bedroom, where she blows his mind with the most passionate sex he has ever experienced.
When they're done, they go downstairs, where she fixes him a giant breakfast. As she pours him a cup of coffee, he notices a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this is just too wonderful for words," he says, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she says, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that I wanted to do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, 'Screw him. Give him a dollar.' But breakfast was my idea."
When he arrives at the first house , the whole family greets him, congradulates him, and sends him off with a tidy gift envelope.
at the second house he is given a box of fine cigars and at the third house he gets a terrific set of fishing lures.
at the next house he is greeted by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She takes him by the hand and leads him up to the bedroom, where she blows his mind with the most passionate sex he has ever experienced.
When they're done, they go downstairs, where she fixes him a giant breakfast. As she pours him a cup of coffee, he notices a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this is just too wonderful for words," he says, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she says, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that I wanted to do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, 'Screw him. Give him a dollar.' But breakfast was my idea."