A man pinches his wife

[zombola]

A man pinches his wife's tummy and bum, and says, " If you firmed these up you could get rid of your corset and support pants ! " Later on, in bed he squeezes her b**bs and says, " If you firmed these up you could get rid of your bra ! " She turns and grabs his d**k, and says, "If you firmed this up we could get rid of the gardener, the milkman, and your f***ing brother
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