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01-19-2016, 10:18 PM
A woman is coming home from her bible study, opens the door and sees a man robbing her house. Immediately she yells
Acts 2:38 “Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit."
Almost immediately the guy yells "I surrender" and just lays curdled up on the floor while she calls the police. When the cop arrives he says to the guy
"why in the world did you give up so easily? Why didn't you fight back?"
The guy responds "Are you kidding me? She said she had an axe and 2 38s."
Acts 2:38 “Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit."
Almost immediately the guy yells "I surrender" and just lays curdled up on the floor while she calls the police. When the cop arrives he says to the guy
"why in the world did you give up so easily? Why didn't you fight back?"
The guy responds "Are you kidding me? She said she had an axe and 2 38s."