jazzman
01-21-2016, 01:23 AM
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in
price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the
most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his
wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks ( she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer
that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the
modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron
it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.
his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in
price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the
most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his
wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks ( she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer
that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the
modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron
it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.