The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

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50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.


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35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

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32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

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0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.


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-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.


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-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

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-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"



-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup


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