zombola
02-05-2016, 01:47 PM
A boy comes home one day and runs up to his mom.
"What's a bitch and a *****?"
"Well," Mom says, "a bitch is a female dog and a ***** is a cat." The boy thinks to himself that this doesn't sound right since the other kids were calling each other that. So he goes to Dad.
"What's a bitch and a *****?" Dad pulls out his Playboy and opens it to the centerfold. He draws a circle around the woman's *****.
"Now that's a *****, son! And everything else is the bitch!"
"What's a bitch and a *****?"
"Well," Mom says, "a bitch is a female dog and a ***** is a cat." The boy thinks to himself that this doesn't sound right since the other kids were calling each other that. So he goes to Dad.
"What's a bitch and a *****?" Dad pulls out his Playboy and opens it to the centerfold. He draws a circle around the woman's *****.
"Now that's a *****, son! And everything else is the bitch!"