zombola
02-09-2016, 12:55 PM
A Newfie is visiting Texas and starts a conversation with a Texan at alocal bar.
The Texan asks the Newfie where he's from and the Newfie says,
"You know where New York is?"
The Texan says, "Yeh, yeh, I know where that is"
The Newfie says, "Well boy, you just drive north of there about 6 hours, turn right for 3 hours and catch a 6 hour ferry and you're there in Newfoundland."
The Texan says "That's got to be close to China!"
The Newfie thinks about this and then says, "By gosh, I think you might be right. I work with a Chinese guy and he goes home for lunch every day!"
http://i.imgur.com/ZJX6k.gif
The Texan asks the Newfie where he's from and the Newfie says,
"You know where New York is?"
The Texan says, "Yeh, yeh, I know where that is"
The Newfie says, "Well boy, you just drive north of there about 6 hours, turn right for 3 hours and catch a 6 hour ferry and you're there in Newfoundland."
The Texan says "That's got to be close to China!"
The Newfie thinks about this and then says, "By gosh, I think you might be right. I work with a Chinese guy and he goes home for lunch every day!"
http://i.imgur.com/ZJX6k.gif