zombola
02-09-2016, 01:02 PM
Interview with 101 year-old Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague, Kentucky:
Reporter: "Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?"
Hattie: " For better digestion I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss I drink white wine. For low blood pressure I drink red wine. In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch. And when I have a cold I drink Schnapps."
Reporter: "When do you drink water?"
Hattie: "I've never been that sick."
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/032011/1299775195_breathalyzer-fail.gif
Reporter: "Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?"
Hattie: " For better digestion I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss I drink white wine. For low blood pressure I drink red wine. In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch. And when I have a cold I drink Schnapps."
Reporter: "When do you drink water?"
Hattie: "I've never been that sick."
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/032011/1299775195_breathalyzer-fail.gif