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mclovin
03-24-2010, 04:07 AM
Texas Honeymoon


Texas Cowboy's Honeymoon

A cowboy and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night.


The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed."

The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied,

"Nope, I reckon not. I'll just hold on to her ears until she gets used to it."