zombola
02-11-2016, 01:31 PM
How does a jazz musician end up with a million dollars?
By starting out with two million dollars.
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A curious music fan asked the seasoned veteran piano player
why he chose to make his career playing jazz.
The old pro lit up another cigarette. "I don't like crowds." he replied.
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A jazz musician who won a million dollars on the national lottery is interviewed by a newspaper reporter.
Reporter: Congratulations on winning the first prize. By the way, what do you do for a living?
Musician: I'm a jazz musician.
Reporter: Now that you have a million dollars, what are you going to do with all that money?
Musician: I guess I'll carry on working until the money runs out.
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By starting out with two million dollars.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/40/d5/47/40d5470f526f600b0c04d36697d72286.gif
A curious music fan asked the seasoned veteran piano player
why he chose to make his career playing jazz.
The old pro lit up another cigarette. "I don't like crowds." he replied.
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2014/01/01/blind_drummer.gif
A jazz musician who won a million dollars on the national lottery is interviewed by a newspaper reporter.
Reporter: Congratulations on winning the first prize. By the way, what do you do for a living?
Musician: I'm a jazz musician.
Reporter: Now that you have a million dollars, what are you going to do with all that money?
Musician: I guess I'll carry on working until the money runs out.
http://www.tofugu.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/rimshot-o-2.gif