Andrena
02-18-2016, 04:10 AM
I was driving through Forest Lawn late Saturday night and spotted a female hitchhiker. I pulled over to pick her up only to find out she is a drunken prostitute. I agreed to give her a ride regardless.
Soon enough she whispered in my ear with her slurred speech,
"Ooo, I tink yer pashinit".
With a slight blush I ignored her and kept driving.
She then put her hand on my leg to get my attention and said,
"No realwy, I tink yer pashinit!"
At this point I realize she's waiting for a response so I repaid the compliment saying, "I think you're kinda cute yourself"
Now, from the top of her lungs she screams as loud as she can,
"DA LIQUOR STORE, YER PASSHIN IT!!!"
Soon enough she whispered in my ear with her slurred speech,
"Ooo, I tink yer pashinit".
With a slight blush I ignored her and kept driving.
She then put her hand on my leg to get my attention and said,
"No realwy, I tink yer pashinit!"
At this point I realize she's waiting for a response so I repaid the compliment saying, "I think you're kinda cute yourself"
Now, from the top of her lungs she screams as loud as she can,
"DA LIQUOR STORE, YER PASSHIN IT!!!"