Pastor's new Teeth

[Blazerbong]

A
> Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
>
> The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight
> minutes.

>
> The second Sunday, he talks for only
> ten minutes.
>

> The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48
> minutes.
>
> The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they
> asked him what happened.
>
> The Pastor explains the first Sunday
> his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk
> for more than 8 minutes. The
> second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk
> for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's
> teeth in by mistake and he
> couldn't shut up...