chicot60
02-27-2016, 12:25 PM
One time I got sick and landed in hospital.
There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, “And how are we doing this morning?”
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s161/jaymac_port/Temperature_zpsd45ce57a.jpg (http://s152.photobucket.com/user/jaymac_port/media/Temperature_zpsd45ce57a.jpg.html)
OR
"are we ready for a bath?” or “Are we hungry?”
I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand.
Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing. So you know
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s161/jaymac_port/TestJar_zpsfcb6115f.jpg (http://s152.photobucket.com/user/jaymac_port/media/TestJar_zpsfcb6115f.jpg.html)
where the Juice went.
Nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said, “My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.”
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying, “Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!”
The nurse fainted... I just smiled.
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s161/jaymac_port/tetechy_zpsede07583.jpg (http://s152.photobucket.com/user/jaymac_port/media/tetechy_zpsede07583.jpg.html)
DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!
There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, “And how are we doing this morning?”
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s161/jaymac_port/Temperature_zpsd45ce57a.jpg (http://s152.photobucket.com/user/jaymac_port/media/Temperature_zpsd45ce57a.jpg.html)
OR
"are we ready for a bath?” or “Are we hungry?”
I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand.
Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing. So you know
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s161/jaymac_port/TestJar_zpsfcb6115f.jpg (http://s152.photobucket.com/user/jaymac_port/media/TestJar_zpsfcb6115f.jpg.html)
where the Juice went.
Nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said, “My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.”
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying, “Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!”
The nurse fainted... I just smiled.
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s161/jaymac_port/tetechy_zpsede07583.jpg (http://s152.photobucket.com/user/jaymac_port/media/tetechy_zpsede07583.jpg.html)
DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!