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02-28-2016, 01:01 AM
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a
severe yeast infection. He was 71.

Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years.

Dozens of celebrities turned out including: Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry
Jack, Betty Crocker and the Hostess Twinkies.

The gravesite was piled high with flours and longtime friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the
eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew how much he was
kneaded."

Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
with many turnovers.

He was not considered a very smart cookie,

Squandering much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions.

Fresh is survived by his second wife.

They have two children and one in the oven.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.