chicot60
02-28-2016, 11:37 PM
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've heard colleagues referring to people with
Guts, or with Balls.
Do they, however, know the difference between the two.
Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.
GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and
having the Guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer,lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the behind and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I trust this clears up any confusion.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome; both are fatal
We've heard colleagues referring to people with
Guts, or with Balls.
Do they, however, know the difference between the two.
Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.
GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and
having the Guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer,lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the behind and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I trust this clears up any confusion.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome; both are fatal