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ultraman69er
03-08-2016, 07:53 PM
Things Mom Would Never Say

1-"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
2-"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"
3-"Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery"
4-"Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"
5-"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"
6-"Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."
7-"The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."
8-"I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"
9-"Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"