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ultraman69er
03-20-2016, 04:10 PM
Hillary Needs a Glass of Water

The President and Mrs. Clinton were in bed late one night

when Hillary

tugged on his elbow and asked, "Bill, are you awake?"

"What do you want?"

"I need a glass of water."

"Are you kidding? I'm the President of the United States.

I'm not

getting you a glass of water. I don't get anyone a glass of

water,

especially not in the middle of the night!"

"I'll get the water myself, "Hillary said. "I just wanted

you to save

my place."

hutch
03-20-2016, 04:15 PM
not quite Monday yet... but close...lol