chicot60
04-07-2016, 11:34 PM
An old man is sitting on a park bench, crying loudly.
A young guy walks by, sees him, and says "Hey buddy, what's wrong?"
The old guy replies, "I'm married to a smoking 18 year old hot nympho! (sobs)
She makes love to me in the morning, she makes love to me during the day, she makes love to me at night,(sobs louder) it's non-stop sex, sex, sex(sobs uncontrollably)!
Young guy says, "Geez, old man, that's awesome, why are you crying?"
"I forget where I live!!"
A young guy walks by, sees him, and says "Hey buddy, what's wrong?"
The old guy replies, "I'm married to a smoking 18 year old hot nympho! (sobs)
She makes love to me in the morning, she makes love to me during the day, she makes love to me at night,(sobs louder) it's non-stop sex, sex, sex(sobs uncontrollably)!
Young guy says, "Geez, old man, that's awesome, why are you crying?"
"I forget where I live!!"