chicot60
04-17-2016, 04:12 PM
Pension Sex
Two men were talking. ‘So, how’s your sex life?’
‘Oh, nothing special, I’m having Pension sex.’
‘Pension sex?’
‘Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!’
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LOUD SEX
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, ‘I’ve got a big problem, doctor.
Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell.’
‘My dear,’ the shrink said, ‘that’s completely natural. I don’t see what the problem is.’
‘The problem is,’ she complained, ‘it wakes me up!’
Two men were talking. ‘So, how’s your sex life?’
‘Oh, nothing special, I’m having Pension sex.’
‘Pension sex?’
‘Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!’
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LOUD SEX
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, ‘I’ve got a big problem, doctor.
Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell.’
‘My dear,’ the shrink said, ‘that’s completely natural. I don’t see what the problem is.’
‘The problem is,’ she complained, ‘it wakes me up!’