zombola
04-22-2016, 11:44 AM
A 75-year-old man goes to confession and tells the priest, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I had sex last night with two 20-year-old girls and I had sex with each one three times."
The priest says, "How long has it been since your last confession."
The man says, "I have never been to confession, I am Jewish."
"So why are you telling me?" asked the priest.
The man says, "I'm telling everybody."
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The priest says, "How long has it been since your last confession."
The man says, "I have never been to confession, I am Jewish."
"So why are you telling me?" asked the priest.
The man says, "I'm telling everybody."
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