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zombola
04-25-2016, 01:09 PM
Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.


Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.


Baloney buh-lo'-nee: Where some hemlines fall.


Bernadette burn'-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage.


Burglarize bur'-gler-ize: What a crook sees with.


Control kon-trol': A short, ugly inmate.


Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.


Eclipse i-klips': what an English barber does for a living.


Eyedropper i'-drop-ur: a clumsy ophthalmologist.


Heroes hee'-rhos: what a guy in a boat does.


Left Bank left' bangk': what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.


Misty mis'-tee: How golfers create divots.


Paradox par'-u-doks: two physicians.


Parasites par'-uh-sites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist farm'-uh-sist: a helper on the farm.


Polarize po'-lur-ize: what penguins in Antarctica see.


Primate pri'-mat: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.


Relief ree-leef': what trees do in the spring.


Rubberneck rub'-er-nek: what you do to relax your wife.


Seamstress seem'-stres: describes 200 pounds in a size two.


Selfish sel'-fish: what the owner of a seafood store does.


Subdued sub-dood': a guy, that works on one of those submarines.


Sudafed sood'-a-fed: bringing litigation against a government official


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