jainplane
05-07-2016, 12:16 PM
I can't find my Toupee.
A city bus is traveling along when suddenly there is an ear piercing scream and a lady runs to the front of the bus. "Driver stop the bus, I have just been sexually accosted" she says.
The driver says, "Lady I'm driving in rush hour, I can't just stop the bus."
No sooner has he said this when there is another ear piercing scream.
Another lady runs to the front of the bus and says " driver, stop the bus. Somebody just groped me".
Now there is an opening for the bus to pull over and the driver stops the bus. He walks to the back of the bus to investigate. There is a guy down on all fours looking under the seats. The driver, pretty miffed, says to him, " buddy, what the hell are you up to?
The guy tells him, "I lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it. I did find two of them, but I know that neither one of them is mine. you see mine has the parting down the side."
A city bus is traveling along when suddenly there is an ear piercing scream and a lady runs to the front of the bus. "Driver stop the bus, I have just been sexually accosted" she says.
The driver says, "Lady I'm driving in rush hour, I can't just stop the bus."
No sooner has he said this when there is another ear piercing scream.
Another lady runs to the front of the bus and says " driver, stop the bus. Somebody just groped me".
Now there is an opening for the bus to pull over and the driver stops the bus. He walks to the back of the bus to investigate. There is a guy down on all fours looking under the seats. The driver, pretty miffed, says to him, " buddy, what the hell are you up to?
The guy tells him, "I lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it. I did find two of them, but I know that neither one of them is mine. you see mine has the parting down the side."