SARGEQUANGTRI
05-27-2016, 06:10 PM
Adoption Criteria
A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produce photos of their 50 foot motor home, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers are then doubtful about the education that the child would receive.
“We’ve arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills.”
Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.
“Our nanny is an expert in pediatric welfare and diet.”
The social workers are finally satisfied. They ask, “What age child are you hoping to adopt?”
“It doesn’t really matter, as long as he’s the proper caliber to fit in the cannon!”
A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produce photos of their 50 foot motor home, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers are then doubtful about the education that the child would receive.
“We’ve arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills.”
Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.
“Our nanny is an expert in pediatric welfare and diet.”
The social workers are finally satisfied. They ask, “What age child are you hoping to adopt?”
“It doesn’t really matter, as long as he’s the proper caliber to fit in the cannon!”