Andrena
10-01-2016, 11:53 AM
One night a mature couple are in bed when the old man raises his arse out of the bed and lets out a huge fart.
"One to zero!" he shouts.
"What was that all about?" asked his wife.
"It's called fart football," the old man said, "and I'm winning one to zero!"
His old wife then lets go with a huge stinking fart and says, "Tied up - One to One!"
The old man then does another one with his wife easily keeping up. Realising that he could be beaten at his own game, the old man tried to squeeze out a real big one, but instead ****s all over the bed, letting out a huge squeaking sound.
"What was that?" asked his wife.
"Half time," said the old man, "Now we swap sides!"
"One to zero!" he shouts.
"What was that all about?" asked his wife.
"It's called fart football," the old man said, "and I'm winning one to zero!"
His old wife then lets go with a huge stinking fart and says, "Tied up - One to One!"
The old man then does another one with his wife easily keeping up. Realising that he could be beaten at his own game, the old man tried to squeeze out a real big one, but instead ****s all over the bed, letting out a huge squeaking sound.
"What was that?" asked his wife.
"Half time," said the old man, "Now we swap sides!"