chicot60
10-26-2016, 08:37 PM
Wife: Where the hell have you been? It's 3 o'clock in the morning? (https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/59jfcx/wife_where_the_hell_have_you_been_its_3_oclock_in/)
Me: I've been playing poker with some blokes.
Wife: Playing poker with some blokes? You can pack your bags and get the hell out of here.
Me: So can you sweetheart; this ain't our damn house anymore!
Me: I've been playing poker with some blokes.
Wife: Playing poker with some blokes? You can pack your bags and get the hell out of here.
Me: So can you sweetheart; this ain't our damn house anymore!