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Andrena
10-27-2016, 02:55 AM
Critical Thinking At Its Best!



Woman:
Do you drink beer?



Man:
Yes


Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.

In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up

interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years,

you could have now bought a new Ferrari?


Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No

Man:
Where's your Ferrari?