chicot60
11-04-2016, 08:02 PM
Two newfies decide to rent a boat and go fishing, and to their surprise are having a real good stroke of luck!
So before they head back in to shore the one newfie says to the other "Why dont you take dis der can of paint and mark the bottom in this spot so we can find dis spot tommorra buy!"
So the other newfie agrees. So he jumps in and proceeds to swim towards bottom. About half way down he starts to run out of air and starts to swim back towards the surface.
Before he came up he marked an X on the bottom of the boat.
As the two of them arrive at shore the one newfie asks the other "did ya mark the bottom like I told ya buy?"
and the other replies " I tried gettin to the bottom but started to run out of air, so I marked the bottom of the boat!"
the other yells at him" you moron, how do you know we'll get the same boat tommorra!"
The lord only helps those who help themselves, so don't worry about passing the peas, I'll get them myself!
So before they head back in to shore the one newfie says to the other "Why dont you take dis der can of paint and mark the bottom in this spot so we can find dis spot tommorra buy!"
So the other newfie agrees. So he jumps in and proceeds to swim towards bottom. About half way down he starts to run out of air and starts to swim back towards the surface.
Before he came up he marked an X on the bottom of the boat.
As the two of them arrive at shore the one newfie asks the other "did ya mark the bottom like I told ya buy?"
and the other replies " I tried gettin to the bottom but started to run out of air, so I marked the bottom of the boat!"
the other yells at him" you moron, how do you know we'll get the same boat tommorra!"
The lord only helps those who help themselves, so don't worry about passing the peas, I'll get them myself!