Angel Eyes
12-18-2016, 01:54 AM
Signs.. that you're too drunk.
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Job interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - Now THAT'S a drinking problem!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
The whole bar says 'Hi..___' when you come in...
Dedicated to a few dufs out there :grr:, Here is a pic to better caption it..http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/wink1.gif
http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=416020&d=1481946191 (http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=416020&d=1481946191)
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Job interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - Now THAT'S a drinking problem!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
The whole bar says 'Hi..___' when you come in...
Dedicated to a few dufs out there :grr:, Here is a pic to better caption it..http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/wink1.gif
http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=416020&d=1481946191 (http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=416020&d=1481946191)