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zombola
03-18-2017, 01:44 PM
http://i.imgur.com/fXmS8XV.gif
edrik
03-25-2017, 10:45 PM
well, he did resist some.
A long time ago, the wife and i were walking along the jersey boardwalk. 3 very fine looking ladies wearing the usual almost nothing were walking at us the opposite way. I held my gaze forward and just used peripheral vision to look as they passed.
After they had passed my wife said "I bet that hurt" to which i replied whats that dear?
The Cobra
03-26-2017, 12:13 AM
well, he did resist some.
A long time ago, the wife and i were walking along the jersey boardwalk. 3 very fine looking ladies wearing the usual almost nothing were walking at us the opposite way. I held my gaze forward and just used peripheral vision to look as they passed.
After they had passed my wife said "I bet that hurt" to which i replied whats that dear?
Exactly wives have radar....you might as well drop your jaw, gawk and make a fist like a horny teenager cause we`re getting caught anyway.
The Cobra
03-26-2017, 12:16 AM
being cute is the only escape..........

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0613/kid-caught-staring-boobs-pervy.gif
The Cobra
03-26-2017, 12:20 AM
although a monkey suit may come in handy...........

http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20130411/1000/kinky_gifs_of_katy_perrys_boobs_04.gif
dishuser
03-26-2017, 12:43 AM
when me and my ex were driving around town she would point out a hot chick walking:yeaah:
then on way back if I looked again I would get slapped cause I already saw her:rolleyes:
The Cobra
03-26-2017, 01:07 AM
when me and my ex were driving around town she would point out a hot chick walking:yeaah:
then on way back if I looked again I would get slapped cause I already saw her:rolleyes:

LMFAO..........................mine used to point out hot ones and criticize them waiting.....waiting.....waiting for me to say anything that would be used against me. Entrapment in it`s finest hour.