The barter system......

[Justdroppedin]

Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store.

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I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.



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I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

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It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.

She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.

With her bra-less breasts almost falling out her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,
“I'm a big believer in barter, old fella.
Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"
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I thought for a few seconds and asked,
"What kind of beer ya got?"