Justdroppedin
04-20-2018, 01:02 PM
Wives & Husbands....
• Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription .. Simply showing marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough."
• A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – "Which book has helped you most in your life?"
The woman replied, "My husband's cheque book !!"
• A prospective husband in a book store "Do you have a book called, 'Husband – the Master of the House?'"
Sales girl: "Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!"
Husband to wife – "Today is a fine day."
Next day he says: "Today is a fine day.."
Again, next day, he says same thing – "Today is a fine day."
Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband –
"Since last week, you have been saying 'Today is a fine day.' I am fed up. What's the matter?"
Husband: “Well last week when we had an argument, you said “I will leave you one fine day." ..... I was just trying to remind you, that’s all”.
• Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription .. Simply showing marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough."
• A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – "Which book has helped you most in your life?"
The woman replied, "My husband's cheque book !!"
• A prospective husband in a book store "Do you have a book called, 'Husband – the Master of the House?'"
Sales girl: "Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!"
Husband to wife – "Today is a fine day."
Next day he says: "Today is a fine day.."
Again, next day, he says same thing – "Today is a fine day."
Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband –
"Since last week, you have been saying 'Today is a fine day.' I am fed up. What's the matter?"
Husband: “Well last week when we had an argument, you said “I will leave you one fine day." ..... I was just trying to remind you, that’s all”.