The vasectomy....

[Justdroppedin]

After their 11th child, a Georgia couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more kids.


The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry
bomb, (fireworks are legal in Georgia) light it, put it in a beer can
(COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'


'The Georgian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in
the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next
to ear is going to help me.

''Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count!

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"


At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.



This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana,
Arkansas,Mississippi, partsof Florida, Missouri, West Virginia,
Alabama, SouthCarolina, and

All of Washington DC ...

[edrik]

and PA gov also