SARGEQUANGTRI
06-02-2018, 08:53 PM
Mad Cow Disease
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter.
The interview went as follows:
Lady reporter: “I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease”
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: “Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year? ”
Reporter (obviously embarrassed): “Well, sir, that’s a new piece of information, but what’s the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?”
Farmer: “And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day? ”
Reporter: “Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point? ”
Farmer: “I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day…. and only screwing you once a year, wouldn’t you also get mad? ”
THE PROGRAM WAS NEVER AIRED ON TV
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter.
The interview went as follows:
Lady reporter: “I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease”
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: “Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year? ”
Reporter (obviously embarrassed): “Well, sir, that’s a new piece of information, but what’s the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?”
Farmer: “And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day? ”
Reporter: “Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point? ”
Farmer: “I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day…. and only screwing you once a year, wouldn’t you also get mad? ”
THE PROGRAM WAS NEVER AIRED ON TV