Justdroppedin
08-20-2018, 03:12 AM
The lawyer says: “I have some good news and bad news”
The CEO replies: “I have had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first.”
The lawyer says: “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures that are now worth a minimum of $2 million ......”
The CEO replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You’ve made my day; now what is the bad news?”
The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you in bed with your secretary.”
The CEO replies: “I have had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first.”
The lawyer says: “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures that are now worth a minimum of $2 million ......”
The CEO replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You’ve made my day; now what is the bad news?”
The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you in bed with your secretary.”