Justdroppedin
11-29-2018, 10:45 PM
There's a spinsterish middle aged lady behind the counter, and he's a bit embarrassed, but makes his request.
The lady asks what size he wants, and he gets a bit more embarrassed, and tells her that he doesn't know that they come in sizes.
The lady tells him it's ok , there's a fence out back with several knotholes, just see which one fits, and let her know.
He goes back and finds a likely knothole, and puts his unit in.
Meanwhile the spinster has slipped around behind the fence, and proceeds to do all sorts of things which we won't mention.
The man has a climax, zips up and goes back into the store.
The lady comes back to the counter and asks if he knows what size.
The guy says, "Forget the condoms, I want to buy 15 feet of that fence!"
The lady asks what size he wants, and he gets a bit more embarrassed, and tells her that he doesn't know that they come in sizes.
The lady tells him it's ok , there's a fence out back with several knotholes, just see which one fits, and let her know.
He goes back and finds a likely knothole, and puts his unit in.
Meanwhile the spinster has slipped around behind the fence, and proceeds to do all sorts of things which we won't mention.
The man has a climax, zips up and goes back into the store.
The lady comes back to the counter and asks if he knows what size.
The guy says, "Forget the condoms, I want to buy 15 feet of that fence!"