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dogdayz
02-03-2019, 05:21 PM
A man takes his seat at the Superbowl. He looks to his left and notices that there is a spare seat between himself and the next guy.

The man: “Who would ever miss the Superbowl?”

The guy: “That was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five Superbowls together, but sadly she passed away.”

The man: “That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another member of the family, friend, or someone else to come with you?”

The guy: “No…they are all at the funeral!”