Wife

[Angel Eyes]

I think my wife is infected by ransomware she never stops talking, and she’s always asking for money.

[SARGEQUANGTRI]

LOL !! It's inbred to their sex !!

[dogdayz]

You give them the money, they go shopping and the house is quiet til they come home. :thumbsup:

[The Noof]

You give them the money, they go shopping and the house is quiet til they come home. :thumbsup:

So...you either give them money more often, or move to the north west territories.

[lobsterpot]

I got one who I gave a car to and money, but I'm a meanie cause I told her that I didn't want a fat girlfriend . thank god I didn't marry this one, too costly.

[Dodgem]

So...you either give them money more often, or move to the north west territories.I don't know about that it's probably cheaper and quieter to give her money.You move way out there,Its to cold and youll spend more time snuggling and you know what that may lead to.I don't need anymore kids.

[The Noof]

I don't know about that it's probably cheaper and quieter to give her money.You move way out there,Its to cold and youll spend more time snuggling and you know what that may lead to.I don't need anymore kids.

You could be 3 or 4 hundred miles from the mall:buy her a Skoda &shopping could take her DAYS bro...lol

[wattso99]

I found out its better to find some ugly.fat woman that you hate her guts and find a house and give it to them......

[Dodgem]

You could be 3 or 4 hundred miles from the mall:buy her a Skoda &shopping could take her DAYS bro...lolMine gotta TDI jetta i thought the diesel would slow her down turns out the car has a bit more power then i thought lol.

[Dodgem]

I found out its better to find some ugly.fat woman that you hate her guts and find a house and give it to them......Sounds like you had a bad experience.Your doing it all wrong bud you need to find one that has a house.

[dogdayz]

I know a guy that married an executive... she buys him all the nice toys (truck, boat, tractor, etc)!!

[dogdayz]

I count five large eggs in the picture! :tehe:

[Dodgem]

I'd tell her to put some dam clothes on.With a wife that looked like that you probably only could afford one egg.Looks like a lot of money just in her butt.

[Angel Eyes]

:noidea:someone dint like my wife's picture...OH well ..jealous maybe..:tehe::tehe:

[jazzman]

It was the language used...sorry.

[Angel Eyes]

It was the language used...sorry.
no harm done ....its cool:thumbsup:

[lobsterpot]

I found out its better to find some ugly.fat woman that you hate her guts and find a house and give it to them......

nice but your not going to want a fat ugly one . find one that just turns you on enough to keep you happy. then when your off to work for days at a time all is good . a hot woman is nice , but everyone wants it . there are good ones out there . you just have to be careful .

[The Noof]

nice but your not going to want a fat ugly one . find one that just turns you on enough to keep you happy. then when your off to work for days at a time all is good . a hot woman is nice , but everyone wants it . there are good ones out there . you just have to be careful .

I often wondered why some guys marry ugly women,and then it occurred to me:If you do marry an ugly woman,she'smore likely to be faithful,for obvious reasons.If she isn't faithful, who cares.lol

[Angel Eyes]

I often wondered why some guys marry ugly women,and then it occurred to me:If you do marry an ugly woman,she'smore likely to be faithful,for obvious reasons.If she isn't faithful, who cares.lol
no thanks...you try to sleep with ugly one every night

[lobsterpot]

I often wondered why some guys marry ugly women,and then it occurred to me:If you do marry an ugly woman,she'smore likely to be faithful,for obvious reasons.If she isn't faithful, who cares.lol

no not ugly, but somewhere in the middle of the pack. and never ever marry. once in a lifetime is enough to have to go in front of a supreme court justice . i'll never marry again , i got to much to lose.

[dogdayz]

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."