Loving Wife

[mclovin]

LOVING WIFE
>
> A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a
> couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.
> While tying the home owner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of
> her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's
> in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an
> escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
>
> He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
> years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist,
> don't complain...do what ever he tells you .Satisfy him no matter how
> much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets
> angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'
>
> His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
> ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had
> any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
> you, too.'