Justdroppedin
04-10-2019, 12:53 AM
He arrives at his most recent lecture location and goes inside to a packed auditorium.
He clears his throat and says "excellent, let us begin. How many people here believe in ghosts? "
Every hand in the rooms goes up.
" That's what I value, a truly open mind" he says. " Now, how many of you have seen a ghost?"
About half of the hands are lowered.
" Fair enough." Says the professor. "Now how many of you have touched a ghost?"
All but about 10 hands go down.
" Wonderful, now finally, how many people here have made love to a ghost?" He asks.
All but one hand is lowered. The final hand belonging to a little old man in the back row.
"Sir, this is absolutely astounding. I've asked this question all over the world, and you are the first person I've ever met who has made love to a ghost! "
The little old man looks at the professor blinks a few times and says " ghosts? Hell, I thought you said goat!"
He clears his throat and says "excellent, let us begin. How many people here believe in ghosts? "
Every hand in the rooms goes up.
" That's what I value, a truly open mind" he says. " Now, how many of you have seen a ghost?"
About half of the hands are lowered.
" Fair enough." Says the professor. "Now how many of you have touched a ghost?"
All but about 10 hands go down.
" Wonderful, now finally, how many people here have made love to a ghost?" He asks.
All but one hand is lowered. The final hand belonging to a little old man in the back row.
"Sir, this is absolutely astounding. I've asked this question all over the world, and you are the first person I've ever met who has made love to a ghost! "
The little old man looks at the professor blinks a few times and says " ghosts? Hell, I thought you said goat!"