Justdroppedin
04-30-2019, 11:17 PM
A farmer and his wife were sitting on the front porch enjoying the cool summer evening, when a flying saucer lands in the front yard, a door drops down, an Martian man and woman step off the spacecraft and introduce themselves to the country couple, after a long evening of enjoyable conversation the four of them agree to swap partners for the night.
The Martian man and farmers wife go into the house to make love, and the farmer and the Martian woman scurry to the spaceship.
The young Martian male undresses, revealing a tiny, peanut size pecker, farmer's wife remarks “Bless your heart Mr. Martian man, but I don’t believe I would get any enjoyment from such a ‘lil ole thing. The alien man smiles, tugs on his left ear and his penis grows to a foot long, wow! She exclaimed that's a very long penis, but it's so thin!, the alien man winks, tugs on his right ear and his penis grows as fat as a beer can.
After breakfast, the couples told each other goodbye, after watching the saucer disappear out of sight, the farmer turned to his wife and asked how it went with the alien man, Great!, she replied, How did it go for you? Pretty damned good, but she wouldn’t stop playing with my ears.
The Martian man and farmers wife go into the house to make love, and the farmer and the Martian woman scurry to the spaceship.
The young Martian male undresses, revealing a tiny, peanut size pecker, farmer's wife remarks “Bless your heart Mr. Martian man, but I don’t believe I would get any enjoyment from such a ‘lil ole thing. The alien man smiles, tugs on his left ear and his penis grows to a foot long, wow! She exclaimed that's a very long penis, but it's so thin!, the alien man winks, tugs on his right ear and his penis grows as fat as a beer can.
After breakfast, the couples told each other goodbye, after watching the saucer disappear out of sight, the farmer turned to his wife and asked how it went with the alien man, Great!, she replied, How did it go for you? Pretty damned good, but she wouldn’t stop playing with my ears.