Justdroppedin
05-28-2019, 02:38 AM
A blonde woman read, in Cosmo, that milk is really good for your skin.
Now this was a woman who wanted perfect skin all over so her master-plan was to fill up a bath, with milk, and soak for a few hours.
The next morning, the milkman arrived at the door and she asked "Hey, Mr Milkman, I wonder if you can help me here?"
"Of course, what's the problem?" he kindly replied.
"Well I want to fill up a bath with milk. Do you think tomorrow you could bring enough milk to fill up a bath please?" she explained.
The milkman, a little puzzled, replied "Err yes love, I guess I could. Pasteurised?"
Laughing, she responded, "No thanks, just up to my tits!".
Now this was a woman who wanted perfect skin all over so her master-plan was to fill up a bath, with milk, and soak for a few hours.
The next morning, the milkman arrived at the door and she asked "Hey, Mr Milkman, I wonder if you can help me here?"
"Of course, what's the problem?" he kindly replied.
"Well I want to fill up a bath with milk. Do you think tomorrow you could bring enough milk to fill up a bath please?" she explained.
The milkman, a little puzzled, replied "Err yes love, I guess I could. Pasteurised?"
Laughing, she responded, "No thanks, just up to my tits!".