Justdroppedin
05-31-2019, 09:11 PM
A Private, A Sergeant, A middle-aged Lesbian and a pretty young lady were sitting in a train.......
The Private walks out saying he will be back. The train goes through a tunnel and it becomes pitch black. A Sound of a loud kiss is heard which is quickly followed by a loud slap.
The Train comes out of the tunnel and immediately the private comes back in and pays respect to his sergeant and then sits next to him facing the two women. The Sergeant's face is red. Everyone is quiet and the atmosphere is tense.
The Lesbian thinks to herself: " That douchebag forced himself on the lady next to me! The slap she gave him serves him right."
The young lady thinks to herself: "That disgusting old moron prefers to kiss this crone next to me instead of me? He deserves the slap she gave him!"
The Sergeant thinks to himself: " This is utter BS! That butch kisses the young lady next to her and the lady slaps me instead! This can't get any more embarrassing."
This Private thinks to himself with relief: " Ahhhh Nothing feels better than kissing your own hand then slapping your sergeant with it!"
The Private walks out saying he will be back. The train goes through a tunnel and it becomes pitch black. A Sound of a loud kiss is heard which is quickly followed by a loud slap.
The Train comes out of the tunnel and immediately the private comes back in and pays respect to his sergeant and then sits next to him facing the two women. The Sergeant's face is red. Everyone is quiet and the atmosphere is tense.
The Lesbian thinks to herself: " That douchebag forced himself on the lady next to me! The slap she gave him serves him right."
The young lady thinks to herself: "That disgusting old moron prefers to kiss this crone next to me instead of me? He deserves the slap she gave him!"
The Sergeant thinks to himself: " This is utter BS! That butch kisses the young lady next to her and the lady slaps me instead! This can't get any more embarrassing."
This Private thinks to himself with relief: " Ahhhh Nothing feels better than kissing your own hand then slapping your sergeant with it!"