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dogdayz
06-09-2019, 12:11 AM
A very elderly Canadian gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

“You have been to France before, monsieur?” the customs officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

“Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.”

The Canadian said, “The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.”

“Impossible, Canadians always have to show their passports on arrival in France!”

The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look, then he quietly explained, “Well, when I came ashore at Juno Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn’t find any Frenchmen to show it to.”

SARGEQUANGTRI
06-09-2019, 04:31 AM
LMAO !!

Good one ! Thanx dogdayz !

The Noof
06-09-2019, 11:38 AM
I heard that a retreating French soldier once passed a Renault at full speed.